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4th tip to save your money

4. Start an monthly return scheme (MIS) for your dad & mom. The money invested will be rs. 5 lakhs per person and max of rs. 10 lakhs. This money will provide them monthly return and that return must be converted as recurring deposit for 1 year each. You will be benefitting from scheme and get profit from recurring too. If the money is not useful, then invest in shares which will provide an annual return of 25% per annum. To be continued. .... .for details, email: greatsubin2012@gmail.com

3rd tip to wash your black money

Third technique to bring the black money in use is to buy simple investment plan from our companies with investment of rs. 1.5 lakhs for adult for a period of 10 years. You can take it for your wife too. Apart from that, you can take child education plan of rs. 1 lakh each for 2 kids. Total your black money will be taken 1.5 L + 1.5 L + 1 L + 1 L= rs. 5 Lakhs.

5 Tips to get your black money out

ĶDemonetization is the buzz word these days. People are worried more about their wealth. 1. Put in your bank account about rs. 2.5 lakhs. If you're tax payer, you can easily deposit it your account. Then if your wife is having an account deposit rs. 3 lakhs in her. Total rs. 5.5 lakhs deposited. If you've 2 babies and if they've account you can easily deposit rs. 2 lakhs in each account. Time is there and dont deposit one shot. Deposit rs. 50000 today and do it after 2 days........Total you have deposited 2.5 L + 3 L + 2 L + 2 L = 9.5 Lakhs deposited. If your wife is a tax payer, then you can deposit rs. 50000 more in kids account. To be continued............                   2. Next, open a demat account. Take the money deposited in the bank to do that. Min. Money required to open is rs. 25000 + 999 opening fee. Open 4 account in the name of yours, wife & kids. If you're a tax payer plus you can buy upto rs. 5 lakh shares per account. So total 20 lakh shares will

Dont worry if Rupee falls to 70 par

If Rupee breached above 70 per US Dollar, that is due to demonetization drive by government. Cash crunch is seen in the economy now. If a person is spending rs. 1000 and this money is transferred one day through 3 person, the money of rs. 1000 create rs. 1000 x 3= rs. 3000. Now people spend rs. 100 instead of rs. 1000. So the money in circulation comes down from rs. 3000 to rs. 300. The flow trimmed will reduce inflation, later when govt reinvests will create more jobs to jobless. Wait and watch. Not like Manmohan singh theory, in long run every thing is dead. Only congress with black money is dying.

Dont pay cash

Now in Indian economy, we want to create cashless economy. All the transaction must be done through banks, debit/credit cards, paytm, etc. This will stop removing money from the flow and never it will be hidden in bunkers like black money. At least 25% of the funds are saved in houses, bunkers, duplicate investment in others name, etc. This must be stopped and we want transparent economy.

Please help foreigners

Kindly help foreigners who resort to singing,dancing and even resort to doing stunts. This help will make them dream more about India and remember us for the help which we've done. Thanks.

Fidel Castro - bade goodbye

Fidel castro, though I'm not a cuban, but i felt the power of good hands to take cuba to its position right now. We cant forget the fight between united states &  cuba. The real socialism was there and i salute you fidel........

Dear zindagi

Living in a country like India is very risky, commented shah rukh khan and Aamir khan. If they would have lived in afghanistan, pakistan, etc they will not be a star, but will be living a mean life. Their wife will be in burka doing all the chores in kitchen. Same with khan, they donate funds to people of pakistan for any means. So i decided not to see any film of them and promote akshay kumar, ajay devgan, sushant rajput etc. Let our money dont go waste. Sorry alia bhatt, we love you.

Growth rate of india will come down

Growth of india will come down to 2%, according to report from ex-pm report. But at the time of congress we were having 20% growth rate and the rich benefitted more. But here price inflation of goods will go down, govt will be providing credit facilities to poor, heavy investment in infra can marginally reduce the fall of growth rate.

Swami Omji in trouble

Swami omji, favourite contestant of big boss 10 has been in trouble once more for breaking the shop of his younger bro. He apart from stole cycle and spare parts too. Swami will be going from big boss house to jail

Ex - PM talks about monetization

Dear Manmohan Singh, we appreciate the 1991 liberalization reforms and made india stand out. But when you became pm, we hear scams worth crores ranging from telecom to land market. Second, stock market is not the means to calculate growth plus the gap between rich and poor has reached max. Third, party workers made billions, whereas this party do have in millions. Fourth, policies favouring rich and chinese products captured the whole of India. Fifth, you people dont have the guts to attack pakistan. Sixth, relation with whole countries normalized. Within 2.5 years Mr. MODI has done that compared to your 60 years.

Infidelity detecting mattress

Lot of divorce has happened due to facebook and whatsapp. To relieve from you, the company has developed a mattress, which send message to the mobile while your girlfriend is having secret sex with others.

Wild card Entry

Wild card entry for Big Boss 10 is Tv actress Aparna Tilak.  She has worked in "left right left", family number one and film vikram bhatt film - footpath

Why Larsen & Tourbo have to shed

Larsen & Tourbo "L & T" have to shed employees out and in enormous manner, why? 1. The quality of their service has come down. They take the tender, feed the politician and pass the work to low graded companies. Lot of works done in jabalpur, m.p is scrapped and of no use. Utter waste of countrys resources. 2. Inspection is never done. 3. Even payment for low tender holders are not paid. 4. Now they're concentrating on highway project, gain more profit. Sell L & T and you will gain more profit.

Use pepsi & coke for cleaning toilet

Pepsi and coke gives better result than phenol in cleaning toilet. They have ingredients which clean floor effectively. Pepsi full form - Pay Every Penny for State of Israel " PEPSI". Hahaaa, i've seen muslim countries use more.

Politician shouting in sabhas

Indian politician shouting in lok sabha & rajya sabha, if you see they're people from congress, matawati, mulayam party, lallu party, etc. Why are they shouting? For money by the people or for the money held by them.

Relaxation for housing,car,farm land

Purchase of car,house,farm land worth rs. 1 crore will get extention of 60 days due to demonetization. Apart from that they will exveption too.

Binami property

Every family will be having a max of 2 properties under their custody. The other properties will be confiscated by the government. Apart from that, you will be under the scanner of how you amassed this much money.

Register your gold with government

Now, all indian will be registering your Gold ornaments with government. You can keep maximum of 300 gms of Gold. Registering will help you easy to fetch loan, buy a car, etc. This will keep black gold out of wallet.

If i will be a Railway Minister

If i will be a railway minister:- 1. Start recruitment for govt jobs and strict timing of 8 hours will be implemented. 2. Modernize our existing railway with safety as priority. 3. Enough trains will be implemented to reach all states. 4. Fast trains will be implemented to reach metros. 5. Tenders  will not be given to private people and all work under strict guidance. 6. Separate railway budget will be introduced. 7. Every passenger must pay ticket to enter the station.8. Goods services will be modified to profitable position.

Soldier Martyr Fund

Our soldiers are not sleeping and protecting us. They give life for us and the life of their family will be disturbed. Their kids will not be getting enough education and food. Its time that 1 person will be donating rs. 10 for them. The money will be deposited in govt bank. No politician will be in the board membership. We want 10 directors. This fund will be invested and given to our soldiers family. Demuxs internationale.

PV Sidhu-china open champion

PV Sidhu became the second Indian to become the champion in chinese soil. She defeated chinese shuttlers in their home land. Good luck to you and long way to go. Sania nehwal will take time, but an unforgettable fighter will roar.

Nifty will be positive

Nifty will be positive after european market opens. There will be slight dip in gross domestic product of India due to demonetization, but government must speed up the reform. Stay invested in best blue chip companies and it will gain.

Infosys investment

Infosys had already invested rs. 14.5 crore in start-ups. This money which has invested will give a long term return. 40% chance that it can fail too or 80-20 chance. Actually performance of infosys is crucial right now to the share holders. Now use this money to buy or take over small companies in USA and gain immediately.

Customers must exchange old notes

Customers must exchange old rs. 500 & rs. 1000 notes in their respective branches where they hold the account. Otherwise, politicians are using poor people to convert their cash into new one with an amount of rs. 1000. Rs. 4500 will be given to poor people and they have to give back rs.3500. Apart from that, gundas are used to watch their movement, till they reimburses.

Reserve Bank must control Private Banks.

RBI must control private banks like yes bank, axis bank, hdfc bank, rbl bank for pouring in money to money lenders to wash black money. The rate of washing rs. 100000 was 40%, ie., rs. 100000 will be converted to white by paying rs. 40000. But where the funds are coming. Its coming from private banks. They are the lenders at the rate of rs. 20000 for rs. 100000 old cash. This must be stopped.

Property owners "maal badalna hai"

After demonetization, property owners started calling people who have black funds and buy the property. For purchasing, they can use old banned notes of rs. 500 & rs 1000 at 40% discount. Rs. 100000 will be counted as rs. 60000. But the govt is watching and strict action will be on the rolls.

PM Modi Life in danger

Demonetization not only broke the back of pakistan-china allies but also broke the naxals, maoist, drug dealers, black money holders, etc. Its our duty to protect our country and our prime minister. Any action for life or any clue must be reported immediately.

18 Nov, 1962

This day chinese army attacked ladakh. Every Indian soldier was fighting 10 chinese army personnel. Our 144 soldiers died within 1 hour of fighting. We salute you for the bravery.

Venkiah Naidu on congress

V. NAIDU speaks on congress, they can't sleep nor weep. Why because they were defeated by bjp govt, as reforms continues. Second thing, they cant sleep as lot of bundles of notes are lying below.

Adi Godrej on Demonetization

Adi Godrej, head of Godrej properties is not worried about demonetization. But he was worried about rs. 1000 note. There is wide gap between rs. 500 & rs. 2000. Currency crunch will be impacting small business now. But he foresees double GDP growth due to demonetization and GST taxes. GST will reduce prices which lead to consumption.

Gold buyers - go on hide

Gold buyers from demonetization day till dec 30th, must go on hide. Now income tax officers will be coming to your home to give you kisses.

Income tax men on ride

Next the income dept will be sniffing the gold purchase, after or on the day of demonetization. If you've done that, surely they will be in your door step for enquiry. Wait & watch, after december gold purchasers will be targeted.

Interest rate hike

United states $ is going to reach the peak with Fed Reserve is planning to hike the interest rate. This will be good for America and other economy. Stock market had already fallen and the uprise can continue after that. Invest only in blue chip companies not any in midcap and small cap.

Dear ZINDAGI

Dear zindagi is the new film of srk and alia bhatt which says that srk's zindagi in bollywood is over like Aamir khan & Salman khan. The money donated to make them star is donated by islamic foundation world wide. They only prefer muslim actors, but in india we prefer Akhsay kumar & Ajay Devgan from now.

Farhan Aktar "Daddy"

Farhan Akhtar " Daddy" will be displaying the role of dawood ibrahim and gawli as Arjun Rampal. We dont care about this character as they provided black days to India. Pls dont see this film as this characters are not having any value and work against our motherland. We still love you farhan in other character.

Mallika sherawat beaten

Mallika Sherawat and his new boy friend were attacked with tear gas. After that they were beaten by three masked people and fled. Dont know why they were angry of her and boy friend...still paris people love culture esp., indian culture.

Big boss

The person who play the fair game are lopa mudra, monalisa, manu punjabi and manveer. Rahul and gaurav are also very good. Swami is the person, who is not a swami but asami which means not a swami. Bani is a fox, lokesh is a play child. Google worker has lost all the image. Lets clean the big boss.

Bani from big boss must be out

Bani of big boss must be ejected out as she started playing with every person and tune to her benefit. We will make lopa a megastar and move forward. Bani is trying to be a fox, but lopa is playing a fair game.

Wedding & farmers

Exchange limit has been reduced to rs. 2000. But good news is that for home wedding, a family can withdraw rs. 250000 and for farmers they can withdraw rs. 25000. Good news for India.

Climate change targets cant be reversed

Climate change targets can't be reversed, says John kerry, US Sect. Of states. But i want to ask Mr. Kerry, actually who all are the real pollutants and users. Your country and companies from USA are the major pollutants. So why shouting at us? Shout at your companies only. Now your companies can venture using this climate change theory. We know how to make our country beautiful.

Air pollution deaths

India beat china in air pollution deaths. According to report in 2015, 3283 people died compared to china where they have 3233 deaths only. Our air pollution id due to burning of debris after harvesting in punjab, haryana, madhya pradesh, etc. Strict action must be taken like 6 months jail term and a fine of rs. 1000000.

Fairness Cream Market

Fairness cream market is declining day-by-day. Emani has grown by just 1% only. Fair & lovely, white tone, all this will do no good, also decrease your purse too. I will tell you the story of my sis. She is not fair, so doctor recommended her to use fair & lovely. She started at the age of 6. Years gone by. She got married and she got a new daughter. When her daughter was slightly fair, one agent and started explaining about fair & lovely. After few minutes, my sis got up and slapped him. Then i interferred, and took the agent out, ran away.

Job creation

Job creation is the ultimate aim of any government. In 2015, 1.35 lakh jobs has been created. This is considered to be the lowest job creation in the world. This time govt must create more jobs.

Vishwanath Anand back in rhytm

Vishwanath Anand has posted a 15 point lead in 2016 champions showdown. Though beaten by Hikaru Nakamura, Anand maintained the lead. Long struggle, still a long to go

Brexit - profit or loss

Though britan has come out of European union, but the party which they were dreaming this were not having any future plans. When it happened, they were trying hard to cope. Civil servant are having trouble to complete project relating to Britan & Europe. To complete, they have to add another 13000 staff now and wait for more than 6 months. My dear Pound, we meet you down.....

What is the effect of demonetization

Demonetization means taking in Rs. 500 & Rs. 1000 and giving back rs. 2000. First day the incoming of notes was around rs. 40000 cr & the outflow was rs. 1600 cr. Due to increase the outflow can now be increase to rs. 5000 cr. Later it can increase to 50% of incoming. This will bring the notes in circulation 3 times. Still it will be calculated to rs. 15000 cr. This will lower inflation and govt will reduce interest rate by 1%. Wow, growth will continue.....

Dont sleep with iphone7

Dont sleep with iphone while charging. The battery of mobile is suppressed power like a small explosive. Severe burn on the body of Australian girl is reported. Also pls dont listen/talk while charging. If exploded means you're dead. Take care. Use carefully.

Petrol, Diesel price down

Petro prices and Diesel prices are down, but the international prices of crude oil was below $45 per barrel. This time due to demonetization and low buzz must bring the price to max, which will help the consumer very much

Demonetisation case

PIL case was filed in supreme court for demonetisation and the future modus operandi on conversion

Middle weight Asia pacific championship

Vijender singh to defend his title with former champ Francis Cheka.... Motivate him to beat him. Vijender, we are always with you. Punch him and make him your punch-bag

All muslim are not terrorist

Though all terrorist are muslims, but all muslim are not terrorist. 67% of killing of muslim has been increased. This is not fair. You can kill the terrorist, but not the normal people who love the country and work for the country.

Usain Bolt - a football star

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Loan to Egypt

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Why Robot In India? Create Employment...

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